awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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