She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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