It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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