are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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