He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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