doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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