We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
