got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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