If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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