Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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