Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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