Porn is love you can see.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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