That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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