? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The chlamydia really affected his face.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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