your room smells of hookers.
And success
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Your penis caused this!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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