Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
