She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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