guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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