everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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