scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
