Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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