Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Your penis caused this!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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