so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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