i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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