Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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