Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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