morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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