She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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