if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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