i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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