they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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