it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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