I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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