Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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