Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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