Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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