I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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