I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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