Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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