Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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