You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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