I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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