SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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