piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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