How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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