I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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