all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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