Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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