Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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