Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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