We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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